Stop Drinking Now

I'm pretty drunk ....

youre drunk? cool. I just started drinking. lol. Do you drink? email me. lol.

I do not think you'll pass a breathalyzer ...

On average, 1 drink is processed per hour.

nope sorry

You're not drunk! A drunk person, could not do the trick /. Jokester!

It depends on how much you had to drink. If you just eat a 5th of vodka, I would say no.

Good luck!

Probably not

It depends how much you drank. If you only had 4-5 beers, and you weigh 160 pounds, without doubt. But legally speaking, the police can say that you are under the influence even if you're .07. 08, Means that you are legally intoxicated, driving while impaired. difference between the CFA and CFA.
Best response is to simply call a taxi and car pick up the morning ....