Signs Of Drinking Too Much

- You ski uphill.
- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You have not blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You have to watch videos in fast.
- The only time you're standing still is an earthquake.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you do not even work.
- The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
- You wore the handle on your favorite mug.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Instant coffee is too long.
- When you find a penny, you say: "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll take a cup. "
- You channel surf faster without a remote control.
- When someone asks, "How are you?" You say, "Good to the last drop."
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You mentioned your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
- You have a photo of your cup of coffee on your coffee cup.

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