My Drinking Team Has A Hockey Problem

The Patriots Super Bowl victories in 2001, 2003 and 2004. The Red Sox were champions in 2004 and 2007, and the Boston Celtics from last place to win the championship in 2008. This leaves us with the Bruins to the only team not to bring home a championship to date. After seeing how they build up the Montreal Canadiens in the playoffs last year. I feel that this is the year that Zdeno Chara is to drink beer in this Stanley Cup. There's just one small problem ... I can not watch it!
Here is my story. Earlier this year, DirecTV has come to me and said ... "We have the most sports programs, then one of our competitors." Being from Boston, I said: "Gotta my sport! Where can I sign up? So when I got it I I'm told it's great! I got the NFL Sunday Ticket, and he gave me every football match played on Sunday. I was able to switch the game Pats check what else is going on around the NFL. Then I got to thinking, I just jumped $ 300 to check the scores? I could do that on ESPN. If you are not John Madden and 12 televisions set up in your room, you can not watch every game. Guess I will not do it again next year! So I sucked and bulging $ 300 for nothing.
Now do not get me wrong, I love the Patriots, Bruins, but I bleed black and gold! hockey season is my favorite season of the year. Certainly they have not won a championship in a while, but I love them! Here in Boston we are not like these smells rather fat, stupid New York weirdoes were when their team does their poor fire the coach! Anyway ... Love hockey, and when you take my hockey, that when I draw the line!
Last night was the opening of the season with the Bruins. I was so excited. I threw on my jersey Patrice Bergeron, ordered a pizza, grabbed some snacks, sit with my friends, I turned on the Versus Network and ... NOTHING! All I saw was a big logo DirecTV saying: "Sorry for the inconvenience, but DirecTV does more Versus Network. WHAT! Disadvantage? It just was not a problem is a abomination.
So after I stopped crying, I gave my good friends call DirecTV. They told me that Comcast owns Versus and the network they are responsible for the money too DirecTV to air the network. You want to tell me that DirecTV may pay $ 750 million for the dumb NFL Sunday Ticket, but you will not spend the money for Versus? The lady on the phone then tried to sell me NHL Center Ice. It's like the NFL Sunday Ticket, but with hockey, but because the Bruins are a local team of these games would be "blacked out". Some how DirecTV has meant that I could not even pay to watch the Bruins.